*chuckles* Poor Ianto, I don't blame him for running the other way at the ferocity of Welsh fighting over thermals.
And...I hope you don't mind, but I noticed one tiny spelling mistake.

“I think it depends on who's wearing them, but it's a mute point as I failed to get any.”

It should be moot, not mute.
If this is pretentious of me, just tell me to shush and I'll be on my way.