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missthingsplace ([personal profile] missthingsplace) wrote2008-12-06 09:59 am

Christmas 7/? - Twelve Days Of Torchwood

Title: Christmas 7/? - Twelve Days Of Torchwood
Author: missthingsplace
Parings/characters For Series: Jack/Ianto, Owen, Gwen, Toshiko
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood or any of the characters ... unfortunately.
Summary: Torchwood version if 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas'
Spoilers: None
Warnings For Series: Fluff, Smut, Madness ...
Rating: PG

A/N A series of Christmas and New Year fics, all inspired by the wonderful prompts i have been given. This was meant to be 12 fics long but it appears to have evolved into something longer and now the intention is to post one a day for the whole of December ... what have i talked myself into! The Prompt list is here: http://missthingsplace.livejournal.com/121341.html#cutid1 And this fic was inspired by a prompt from hezmanagirl

Previous chapters: http://missthingsplace.livejournal.com/124506.html#cutid1

A/N 2 This was co written withn ickle18, also known as my daughter ... this was a LOT harder than we anticipated and I'm still not sure it works, lol!

On the first day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
A coffee laced with retcon three.

On the second day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with Retcon three.

On the third day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the forth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the fifth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the sixth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the seventh day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Seven rift predictions
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the eighth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Eight circus freaks
Seven rift predictions
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the ninth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Nine Manic cannibals
Eight circus freaks
Seven rift predictions
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampent Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the tenth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Ten gassy aliens
Nine Manic cannibals
Eight circus freaks
Seven rift predictions
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampant Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the eleventh day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Eleven resurrections
Ten gassy aliens
Nine Manic cannibals
Eight circus freaks
Seven rift predictions
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampant Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

On the twelfth day of Christmas Torchwood gave to me
Twelve malicious faeries
Eleven resurrections
Ten gassy aliens
Nine Manic cannibals
Eight circus freaks
Seven rift predictions
Six silver Daleks
Five UNIT caps
Four Captain Jacks
Three rampant Weevils
Two risen mittens
And a coffee laced with retcon three

*Four Captain Jacks - During WW2 ... Frozen after being buried, living through it after being resurrested by Rose, getting stuck there with Toshiko and the first time he met the Doctor.

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[identity profile] pinkfairy727.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
*applauds* That must have taken you ages to come up with

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
It did ... and a lot of shuffling of lines went on as well ...

Thank you :D

[identity profile] etmuse.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that was brilliant...

And for some reason it takes me back to uni... my college (St Mary's) Christmas Formal we always sang '12 Days of Mary's Christmas' with lyrics made up by the student 'exec' - each table was given one line to sing throughout the song (my third year we managed to get on the '3' table) and it ALWAYS became a competition between tables as to who could sing the loudest (and it usually ended up with people climbing on the table to scream their line). I can still hear in my head everyone yelling at the end 'and a night at Klute for free' (Klute was the most popular nightclub in town and we DID sometimes get free tickets from college)

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like great fun!

Thank you so much :D

[identity profile] hab318princess.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Works for me - brilliant idea!

*applauds*

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ta very muchly :D

[identity profile] finky-way.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The idea of some of those are pretty scary, no one wants NINE manic cannibals... what in hell would you do with five UNIT caps, unless you were having a fancy dress day, three rampant Weevils would get a little violent, eleven resurrections I read wrong and cracked up laughing (dirty mind, I can't help it) and it's really odd to think just how many Harkness's were running (well, one wasn't very mobile) during WWII, isn't that odd.

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This was an absolute nightmare to write ... took us hours and we kept switching the lines around till we were happier with them! Five UNIT caps was the only thing that worked for the line ... spare ones, lol!

Thank you :D

[identity profile] isarae.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that must have taken awhile to do..*applauds* Actually, I went through that singing it (nobody around tonight).

We have this thing where you try and make it through as far as you can on one breath..(not the whole song, just a verse). It usually ends up with the verses getting faster and faster towards the end.. Especially twelve. For some reason "eleven resurrections" stuffs me up..can't get my tongue around it fast enough. :P

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Hours ... i was so glad my daughter wanted to help with it or i might have given up!

Yep, eleven resurrections is a bit of a mouthful!

Thank you :D

[identity profile] lonelyangel-x.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
This is brilliant!

Of course, now I'm going to have that tune going round in my head for the rest of the day, but a small sacrifice, I think. :D

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ta very muchly :D

Hope the tune doesn't drive you too mad, lol!

[identity profile] mizzclara.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I ACTUALLY SANG THAT.

This is great. Much love for this.
And you =] =]

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool!

Thank you so much :D

[identity profile] luvinthe88and20.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Bravo great Job.

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thankies :D
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[identity profile] shighola.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
brilliant!!
*applauds*

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you :D

[identity profile] thrace-adams.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that was brilliant! Just brilliant!

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you :D

[identity profile] teachwriteslash.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I am weird , I did the math. This equals....
12 Coffees laced with Retcon 3
22 Risen Mittens
30 Rampant Weevils
36 Captain Jacks (OMG - dies)
40 Unit Caps (dead again)
42 Silve Daleks
42 Rift Predictions
40 Circus Freaks
36 Manic Canibals
30 Gassy Aliens
22 Ressurections
12 Malicious Faeries

Nicely nicely done!
Edited 2008-12-06 16:44 (UTC)

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Crikey ... 36 Captain Jacks ... that'd kill anyone, lol!

Ta very muchly :D

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[identity profile] kerfluffle.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't there have been five Captain Jacks? The four you mentioned, and Time Agent Jack who was doing cons there?

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Time Agent Jack was when he first met the Doctor, as i mentioned at the bottom.

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[identity profile] bandgeek01.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
That was fantastic, though I can think of things Jack might like to do to Ianto with 5 UNIT caps...


Great job to you and your daughter.


Nicole

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you :D

I'm going to make sure she reads all the comments.

[identity profile] stargazer60.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Very good!!!

Now to get a recording of this! LOL!!

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee!

Thank you :D

[identity profile] noscrubs12345.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow! That's just brilliant! ♥

(Though I have a feeling I'm going to be going around humming that tune for the rest of the day....)

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I had it in my head for hours when we had finished writing it.

Thank you :D

[identity profile] gingerlr.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Love it.

Now we have two TW songs! This one and the Captain Jack, he had a Hub.

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh, yeah ...

Thank you :D
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[identity profile] frakkin-addict.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved this. Fantastic!

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Thankies :D

[identity profile] xxxiluviantoxxx.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
nice idea :) must have taken ages to do

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
All evening!

Thank you :D

[identity profile] morgia.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Naaaa lol What a great idea !!! I don't know well the song, but its was very funny to read ;)

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you :D

[identity profile] cjharknessgirl.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh this was brilliant! *grins*

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-06 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Thankies :D

[identity profile] bardlover6.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
That was rather clever.

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :D

[identity profile] darketernal09.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
very nicely done ^.^

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Thankies :D

[identity profile] r2d2antics.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Bravo,Encore :)))))

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ta very muchly :D

[identity profile] electrictoes.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's fantastic.

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :D

[identity profile] endless-silver.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG that was brilliant, it had my whole family laughing because i just had to sing it to them [it could have been my singing they were laughing at :(] still laughing now!! :P

[identity profile] missthingsplace.livejournal.com 2008-12-07 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool!

Thank you so much :D

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